ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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Anonymous asked: An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

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cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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eggs-benedicks:

uchihabanera:

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watch this it’s for your own good

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blackstrawberrybang asked: you just can't say things about dio brando and mean it

basicsofcqc:

dio brando is ugly and I mean it

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